A Whole New Nige

With little fanfare Nige entered a new phase of his life today. A kinder, gentler man I’d like to suggest. Not that we haven’t loved and admired the former scallywag with the daring-do attitude and the mischievous twinkle in his eye but now it is a more mature, more centred and soulful man who will ride majestically astride Germany’s greatest technological masterpiece waving graciously to bystanders who can but dream of the pinnacle this man has climbed. If the Nazis had these in the big one the march through France would have been over before the Vichey government knew what hit them. But I digress.
A quiet celebration with many active members of the Nige club was held in Lucky’s garage…in between the lawnmower and Mrs Lucky’s car. It was unforgettable. We drank a beer. Then Nige went home. So did Dave. I stayed here because I live here. The end.

A particularly big turnout with smiles all round

A kinder, gentler man

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